Write A Book?

QUESTION: If you or your past or present significant other became famous enough to create the market, would you consider writing a tell-all book?

MY ANSWER: Not me; I'd blabber! I'd end up telling so much sleazy and treacherous shit that I'd ruin all chance of ever getting laid or loved again!

Feel free to send me your own answer. Better than a sharp stick in the eye, you know...

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