Thursday, August 16, 2007

Overheard on Late Nite Radio

Thought It’d Be Easy

He thought on one hand that it’d be easy and on the other that it would be ridiculously hard. He’d met her recently on the Internet and he knew it was completely silly and he wanted to court her, charm her, disrobe her with his most charming charms. When he could remember that she wore clothes, he wanted to remove those, too! Did he think she was ignorant of sex in this day and age? No, he didn’t; maybe she was ignorant of men her father’s age (which she knew he was) wanting very badly to screw her! That’s what he wanted, so badly that it was hard not to say so. But such crudeness would not work for anyone much, much less on a woman so utterly charming and cute but who just barely existed on the Internet. He was no longer even sure that he existed there! Maybe soon he would be rudely disenchanted...


4 comments:

  1. It seems impossible to be completely honest and be charming at the same time.

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  2. I wanted to write about the same topic but it didn't seem to be healthy...

    I like to give credit people who deserve it by their skills or achievements. I like to support them, encourage them, tell them how valuable they are. At the moment, I'm thinking;
    what is wrong with that I get (sometimes) unwilling reaction!?!

    I have answer.

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  3. Theresa, you are probably right. I'm always trying to do both, yet you elude me!

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  4. Calista: very good. It ISN'T healthy, but it's fun for a few minutes or days!

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