Welcome To My World

Who is this loose canon? Why won't he behave? Are there no rules or regulations? The Wild West was more moderated than this damn Internet! So stick it, if something raises its ugly head at you! I won't do it all the time. Just when you least expect it! There's one now! Don't look! I told you not to look! Jeez, it got stuff all over you! Now you look like a damned Oreo.

Friday, May 09, 2008

Bad Dog!

Bad Who?

I don't know why, but I bite at every hand that gets near. It's only the friendly ones that are moving slow enough to get caught by my teeth, so I don't know why I do it at all. All I can do is desperately hope that I don't bite them all at once! How many enemies can an unpopular man stand to have at one time? (I think I've asked that question before.)

Some of you have bad dogs that you won't restrain, hush, or curb, so what can I do about me?

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Thursday, May 08, 2008

What Does Byron Know?

Classifying The Other Guy's Stuff

clap·trap n.
Pretentious, insincere, or empty language: "I hate ... that air/Of claptrap, which your recent poets prize" Byron.

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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Begging To Give Blowjobs in Myanmar

Why should we or anyone in the international community of humanitarian aid have to beg Myanmar to allow aid to come into their devastated country? Shouldn't they be begging us to come in? I hate to say "to hell with them", but I don't see why that isn't a perfectly sensible reaction. Unless these groups were strong enough to just say "Fuck you" to the military crazies who run that conntry and force their way in with aid, I can't see any reason for any more dicking around. The military leadership probably likes to be begged, but they probably also would like it if American senators would beg to give them blowjobs.

Hey, I don't know about the senators, but it ain't that important to me. I don't say "Nuke 'Em!" But I do say "Let 'em be."

I guess I couldn't run the world very well if it was left to me. I'd just take my football and all my snacks and go home. The rest of you could eat one another.

It's a pity that this topic is rightly placed in the category Politics when it should be categorized as Skullduggery or as Self-castration or as Brain Damage.

This seems to me the perfect way to make it impossible for those military leaders to "grow" their pitiful army any further. We'll just let the population die, then there won't be many left to draft or shanghai, howeve they get new soldiers there.

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Rapacious Pre-history Pre-schoolers

"You eat all your eggs and I'll eat mine," grinned one teenage dinosaur to another "There is no wrong or right--not yet, anyway."

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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

More Daily Swill

I don't even know what Facebook is, that's how far out of the Internet swim I've gotten. I glanced at it, but it didn't seem attractve to me. Maybe there was nobody attractive on it? Educate me if I'm insulting you...

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My Bad!

My one future-dated post didn't ever publish yesterday, so that new feature is either a piece of crap or I can't follow directions. Both are possible, so I have to restudy the matter. Pisses me off, though. I already make enough mistakes. Lousy Blogger.

Oops! I get it. I forgot to click Publish Post after I'd set the future date on the "Rapacious" post. If you do that, it then shows a sign that says, "Your post will be automatically published on x date at x time." So I've redated "Rapacious to be published tomorrow at 8 AM and expect that it will be published then as it should. Otherwise, I'll shoot myself in the back!

Don't mind me, I'm just another blog idiot.

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Monday, May 05, 2008

When Whut Hits The Fan?

To test the new feature, I created a future-dated post to be auto-published on the 5th (today), but nothing's happened so far. Perhaps it is also waiting for the late hour that I had previously saved to that post. So I still have some hope that it will work. You'll know it when you see it--that post title has the word "Rapacious" in it, and not many of my posts use that word at all. If all does not work in the end, you can be sure that I will heap shit on Blogger until their head disappears, until they disappear into even the most mountainous landscape. It's not a pretty sight.

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What Me Worry?

If Not Larry King, Let's Kill Email

I never used to be able to notice that my Spam or Junk Mail had gotten even as large as 50 or 100 messages without JUST HAVING to delete them all. I guess I'm getting "better" or just more patient. I've noticed lately that I can stare at accumulated emails in the hundreds (just now, 400) and yet I can leave them alone for The System to destroy later.

Is this when you know that you've stopped being a Worry-Wart? Or do I have to worry that I'll start kicking dogs in the absense of being able to exterminate junk mail by the ton? Hell if I know! What am I, a mind-reader?!

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Sunday, May 04, 2008

Except When Drunk (Maybe)

A. A. Milne: "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries."

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Think She Knew She Wasn't First To Say It?

Edith Wharton:
"Another unsettling element in modern art is that common symptom of immaturity, the dread of doing what has been done before."

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