Sunday, May 23, 2010

BP SATAN

And then one day British Petroleum decided that they would fuck the Universe and that no one could stop them or make them admit it or force them to pay with their lives for it.

"Tough shit, America, we're a corporation with all the God-given rights that your stupid-ass corrupt politicians gave us!"

Although the corporation is Satan, we'll never be able to do a fuckass thing about it!

This esoteric conceit clumsily conceived by Ron Southern at 5:41 PM
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4 puzzled comments:

  1. What America needs is a charismatic principled determined socialist to head The Revolution.
    It's well past time. ;-)

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  2. Twilight, I think I killed your comment, but it was unintentional!

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  3. Maybe it'll turn up in a minute.

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  4. Why do I get the feeling that, at the end of the day, it won't be BP that'll be forced to pick up the multi-billion-dollar tab to clean up their mess?
    Why do I get the feeling that the people who'll be forced to pick up the bill will be working-class stiffs like myself?

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