Too Sleepy!

I wish to God somebody would wake me up! I'm getting sleepy in front of the TV, in front of this monitor, in front of the minor children--I'm out of control! I sleep really well in bed, too, but that's as it should be. Ain't nobody coming by to save me, though, and I can't wake up enough to let some scoundrel in, anyway! Someone will have to save me while I sleep!