Remembering

I can’t get my hat on right in a hurry (Not one of the six or seven that I own) Or button my shirt up straight without delay Or remember when my battery was charged Or when I changed my pants Or which pocket my keys are in Or if the yardman comes on this or the next Thursday Or even if this is Friday when the garbage truck comes! I guess it’s possible I may have ALL of them right, But I’d rather remember!