Sunday, February 14, 2010

Jackass (On Valentine's Day)

I was just thinking that I'd ask you
If you have any clones of yourself
You could spare, maybe one
Who could avoid the detrimental effect
Of being the object of my desire
On Valentine's Day.

I just want one who could come and entertain me!
However, as most men discover most of the time,
A woman is seldom the kind we want her to be
And probably neither are clones!
In short, if I'm a jackass with a real woman,
How could I improve the outcome with a specious one?


Current draft: 2/14/2010
Created on 1/20/2010 10:43 AM

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Abandon hope, all ye who enter here! (At least put on your socks and pants.)