Mrs. DeLay Better Laid?

I don't have any important events to relate or any juicy rumors to deny (me and those two women were just THINKING about being naked!). Things around here are as dull as dishwater. I guess now the dishwater will want to sue me for defamation or something, but I might as well live dangerously! Nothing else to do unless like other former exterminators from Texas, I take up dancing on TV. His wife claims Tom DeLay has lost 12 pounds so that he can be a better dancer. That may or may not have been the only recently improved physical activity in Mrs. DeLay's life, but no details were forthcoming.