Death and Dismemberment

Will I get more hits if I mention sex and death and blood and gore and voluntary dismemberment? Probably not. Who would want all those things? Creeps, probably, though that doesn't stop them from being there, does it? I wouldn't mind pitching in with the violent dismemberment of the kidnapper, "Creepy Phil" Garrido! But I guess I'd have to stand in a long, long line, wouldn't I? Oh, and by the way, Phil: "Religion, my ass, you goddamn pervert!!!"