| Why did the chicken scratch his ass? |
Curve-billed Thrasher
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I was surprised at how well the birds in Bill and Alice’s yard seemed to
get along. Three or four were often pecking simultaneously at different
sections ...
4 hours ago
No, not that. It was "misdirection", as the magicians call it, so you wouldn't notice his feet move when he crossed the road.
ReplyDeleteDid you see it? Ha, I thought not!
Alternate answers:
ReplyDelete1. Because I wouldn't let him scratch mine.
2. Because I wouldn't scratch it for him.
3. Because there were no chicks who'd do it for him.
4. Because he'd lost his assault rifle.