Monday, July 20, 2009

Profound Question

Why did the chicken scratch his ass?


  1. No, not that. It was "misdirection", as the magicians call it, so you wouldn't notice his feet move when he crossed the road.

    Did you see it? Ha, I thought not!

  2. Alternate answers:
    1. Because I wouldn't let him scratch mine.
    2. Because I wouldn't scratch it for him.
    3. Because there were no chicks who'd do it for him.
    4. Because he'd lost his assault rifle.


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