Overheard in a Crowded Bungalo

Creative

"Masturbation is never the answer," his girlfriend said. "Sure, it is," he told her. "It's just not the LONG-TERM solution." "Well, there is no long-term solution but one," she said smugly, "and that's not it!" "What is, then?" he inquired. "Death," she replied with a smirk. "How can you be certain of that, though? We haven't been dead yet. We haven't even been married yet!" "I'm not certain," she laughed, "I'm just creative!" "I wish you'd come over here and get Creative on this!" he said, glacing down at his crotch. "No doubt you do!" "I'm not creative enough for you?" he sighed. "Not by a long shot!"