Monday, May 28, 2007

Pitiful Complaint

Who's reading this damn thing, anyway? Seems like the same 10 people all the time! A chewing gum wrapper gets read by more people than I do! Bla bla bla, bla bla bla (spoken in Eeyore tone of voice)...


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  1. Well, in all fairness, that Bazooka Joe IS a popular guy...

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  2. It's all easy words 'cause there's no room on the wrapper for a thesis!

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  3. Hey if you have ten regular readers that ain't that bad in the scheme of the blog world. :)

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  4. I'd like to believe that, Nobius, but the truth is that I go to blogs all the time whose posts get 15 or 30 messages all the time. If I pile up 15 or more, it's because I answered about half of them with smart aleck remarks. I like to think that I'm VERY popular with my few fans, but who wouldn't like more of the same?

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  5. Ten regular readers is good. I have maybe two and a half. On average. And if it makes you feel any better, I don't read gum wrappers. Or gum packages. My mother does; it's all 'oh my god! Some long word that I cannot pronounce is in this gum! It must be bad for me!'
    Open, chew, spit [at people].
    Your blog is slightly different:
    Open, read, spit [at people].
    See the negative influence you have? Good job!

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  6. No spitting allowed (except on the sidewalk!).

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  7. Right right. That's what I meant. Typo.

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  8. I'm always proud to have a negative influence on people; it keeps them lively!

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  9. Not enough sex...like on Goddess' page I suppose...don't get meaner, get sexier!

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  10. LMAO I think I have 2 faithful commentors. Don't feel too bad.

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  11. As long as it's Mushy instructing me to have more sex and not Alisa, I'm in trouble! I know I don't Alisa well enough, but I don't know that Raunchy Mushy, either!

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  12. You know what the problem is, don't you? You need to put it in Braille! Or maybe a "talking" blog!!! Euuwww! Now THAT would be RAW, indeed!

    Of course, then we would just turn-off our hearing aids.....!

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  13. That can be your new moniker: the hearing-aid guy. Unless we should call you what your wife calls you. (I won't repeat it here.)

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  14. Yeah, when YOU start callin' me honey, dear, and wantin' sex, I'll start doin' like Teddy Roosevelt did---"Carry a BIG stick!" However, I won't be walkin' softly---size 14's hurt!

    You know what they say about men with big feet, of course! And it's TRUE---I'm CLUMSY as hell!!!

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  15. You ain't the cutest thing in the basket, Bruno. Sorry to break it to you!

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  16. I don't think you and Bruno should play together anymore. at least for a while.

    I used to read your blog under another name. I forget what it was, my name I mean, not the your blog, cause I wouldn't be here if I did.

    Pretty profound stuff there...

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