Who's reading this damn thing, anyway? Seems like the same 10 people all the time! A chewing gum wrapper gets read by more people than I do! Bla bla bla, bla bla bla (spoken in Eeyore tone of voice)...
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I guess I should mention that this blog turned 20 years old last month.
It’s true that I haven’t been writing much for the past few years, but then
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Well, in all fairness, that Bazooka Joe IS a popular guy...
ReplyDeleteIt's all easy words 'cause there's no room on the wrapper for a thesis!
ReplyDeleteHey if you have ten regular readers that ain't that bad in the scheme of the blog world. :)
ReplyDeleteI'd like to believe that, Nobius, but the truth is that I go to blogs all the time whose posts get 15 or 30 messages all the time. If I pile up 15 or more, it's because I answered about half of them with smart aleck remarks. I like to think that I'm VERY popular with my few fans, but who wouldn't like more of the same?
ReplyDeleteTen regular readers is good. I have maybe two and a half. On average. And if it makes you feel any better, I don't read gum wrappers. Or gum packages. My mother does; it's all 'oh my god! Some long word that I cannot pronounce is in this gum! It must be bad for me!'
ReplyDeleteOpen, chew, spit [at people].
Your blog is slightly different:
Open, read, spit [at people].
See the negative influence you have? Good job!
No spitting allowed (except on the sidewalk!).
ReplyDeleteRight right. That's what I meant. Typo.
ReplyDeleteI'm always proud to have a negative influence on people; it keeps them lively!
ReplyDeleteNot enough sex...like on Goddess' page I suppose...don't get meaner, get sexier!
ReplyDeleteLMAO I think I have 2 faithful commentors. Don't feel too bad.
ReplyDeleteAs long as it's Mushy instructing me to have more sex and not Alisa, I'm in trouble! I know I don't Alisa well enough, but I don't know that Raunchy Mushy, either!
ReplyDeleteYou know what the problem is, don't you? You need to put it in Braille! Or maybe a "talking" blog!!! Euuwww! Now THAT would be RAW, indeed!
ReplyDeleteOf course, then we would just turn-off our hearing aids.....!
That can be your new moniker: the hearing-aid guy. Unless we should call you what your wife calls you. (I won't repeat it here.)
ReplyDeleteYeah, when YOU start callin' me honey, dear, and wantin' sex, I'll start doin' like Teddy Roosevelt did---"Carry a BIG stick!" However, I won't be walkin' softly---size 14's hurt!
ReplyDeleteYou know what they say about men with big feet, of course! And it's TRUE---I'm CLUMSY as hell!!!
You ain't the cutest thing in the basket, Bruno. Sorry to break it to you!
ReplyDeleteI don't think you and Bruno should play together anymore. at least for a while.
ReplyDeleteI used to read your blog under another name. I forget what it was, my name I mean, not the your blog, cause I wouldn't be here if I did.
Pretty profound stuff there...
Yeah, but where?
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