Saturday, May 26, 2007

How Long Do Twinkies Last?


Not Long in MY house!

This esoteric conceit clumsily conceived by Ron Southern at 6:59 PM
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  1. fuzzbert_1999@yahoo.com5/26/2007 9:13 PM

    So that's where the idea came from and why those people didn't live long enough to tell us not to eat them.

    My god...it was warning!

    My god! It's full of Twinkies!

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  2. *Goddess*5/26/2007 9:35 PM

    My guess is most of the guys reading your blog won't even SEE the Twinkies. They'll be too focused on that chick's ass in the background....the one in the bright orange pants.

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  3. Ron Southern5/27/2007 12:14 PM

    I once knew a guy whose idea of a great sex substitute was to go into the closet with a Twinkie and exult! (And it wasn't me! I could never wait that long for mine! And, of course, I don't eat them any more...)

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  4. BRUNO5/27/2007 4:49 PM

    I wish they made more of this "classic-stuff" in sugar-free!

    Yeah, I know---you too!!!

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  5. Penelope5/27/2007 9:14 PM

    It's Stone Henge twinkies.

    Great picture. I don't particularly like twinkies, but Karen (the human who lives in my house) does. I prefer tuna.

    -- Penelope (the cat)

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  6. Ron Southern5/27/2007 9:59 PM

    I don't know of any sugar-free Twinkies, but the best sugar-free stuff I've ever encountered is the Jello sugar-free vanilla pudding. Unless 2% milk is a no-no for you, it's great, whether it's the pre-packaged or the dry stuff you mix. You'll want to go into the closet where nobody can see what a glutton you are and eat it all! (If you're like me, that is!)

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  7. Ron Southern5/27/2007 10:00 PM

    Stupid cat. Doesn't like Twinkies! Probably likes Dingdogs.

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  8. Shrink Wrapped Scream5/28/2007 1:30 PM

    So THAT'S what a twinkie is! Never seen one before, we don't have them.

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  9. Ron Southern5/28/2007 2:04 PM

    What is culture without Twinkies?! Not only do you miss the taste, you miss out on something to make fun of!

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  10. BRUNO5/28/2007 2:14 PM

    The vanilla IS great, but that "minty-chocolate" flavor has got to go! (I don't use the closet---I hide-out in my workshop, along with my stash of Mac cigars, and beer!

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  11. Ron Southern5/28/2007 3:37 PM

    I don't like any of the other flavors as much as vanilla (when it comes to the Jello pudding). I tried a few, but didn't LOVE them. Of course, anybody smoking a cigar isn't going to taste much of anything except the ashtray.

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  12. Penelope5/28/2007 10:23 PM

    HISS

    --P

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  13. Ron Southern5/28/2007 10:52 PM

    Was that a snake? No, it was Penelope the cat! Mayhaps she doesn't like cigars and booze? I think they are both bad for cats.

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