What, my page ranking dropped a notch?! Jesus, what do I have to do, masturbate in public? Maybe I always thought that, if it changed, it would go UP, not down! Maybe I'll just erase it so that nobody knows! Or maybe not; I'm pretty lazy.
revision99 is 20
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I guess I should mention that this blog turned 20 years old last month.
It’s true that I haven’t been writing much for the past few years, but then
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Page Rank, Ron?
ReplyDeleteI checked mine and it's 4/10 (oh dear!).
I don't really understand what it signifies, even after reading Wikipedia's explanation.
"PageRank is a link analysis algorithm that assigns a numerical weighting to each element of a hyperlinked set of documents, such as the World Wide Web, with the purpose of "measuring" its relative importance within the set. The algorithm may be applied to any collection of entities with reciprocal quotations and references. The numerical weight that it assigns to any given element E is also called the PageRank of E and denoted by PR(E)."
Could you kindly translate for me - thanks!
5 is a pretty good rank and mine has been that for a long time. I don't know what the fuck they mean with that explanation, except that they examine the number of links to and from a blog and rate that. I have yet to see anyone with an 8, 9, or 10 and I don't know what that means, either!
ReplyDeleteI'm a 4 - got 93 inbound links, so I don't know what it takes to move up either.
ReplyDeleteAnyway...don't really matter - you're a 10 in my book!
The image of a rat maturbating in public has slightly turned my stomach. Please don't do that, Ron. It ain't nice.
ReplyDeleteDon't expect me to translate that page rank gobbledegook. I didn't understand a word of it.
I don't know what it means, but what a pisser that it went down! Sorry to hear that.
ReplyDeleteCan I do something to help make it go up? Currently I link to you through bloglines, but hey, I can do a google search for you if needed.
All male rats masturbate in public, but nobody's ever watching them. And that's a pisser, too!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of getting it up (ahem), I made my way in the ranks without ever trying, and I'll go down (I wish I could!) the same way.
Hi Ron, greetings from Fort Worth. I've got you linked on my blog now. Thanks for your recent comment.
ReplyDeleteMarc McDonald
BeggarsCanBeChoosers.com
Ok, if the masturbation in public thing is a go, let me know time/date/place....
ReplyDeleteI am always masturbating in public; that's what these blogs are for. It must be faster than the eye can see.
ReplyDeleteSorry, verbal masturbation is not one of my turn ons....sigh.
ReplyDeleteI pay the same attention to the "page-rank" as I do the counter---NONE!
ReplyDeleteI "pass-thru" to "visit" YOU---not your numbers! I, too, prefer "quality over quantity". If I wanted QUANTITY, I'd go back, and blog on AOL Hometown, that's all they have over there---LOTS OF FERTILIZER!
Which is why I took your suggestion better than a year ago, and came over HERE, I like the bloggers, even if they ARE humans!
haha
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Thanks for trying to help in the "Blogger Help Group".
Come take a look at my blog, is in 'español', but maybe you like something.
http://karakenio.wordpress.com/
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Did somebody say verbal? It wasn't me.
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