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I guess I should mention that this blog turned 20 years old last month.
It’s true that I haven’t been writing much for the past few years, but then
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"IT" looks sincere! But so did the big, bad wolf! And lil' Red Riding Hood ended up whuppin' his ass with a can of mace...Oh, wait---that's the MODERN version ending!
ReplyDeleteGee, it wasn't any better when the woodsman chopped off the wolf's head, you know!
ReplyDeleteAnd little red riding hood wasn't as sweet as you think; she was there to hit grandma up for some money.
Is that a Preying Mantis? Cuz if so, there should have been sex before the beheading...
ReplyDeleteWhat was I supposed to do, show a pic of the Alien's still-dripping dick?
ReplyDeleteJeez, what a tough audience!
Oh yeah you will...again and again!
ReplyDeleteBy gawd, that's right! I had forgotten exactly how it ended! The woodsman DID waste the wolfs' head, didn't he? But in those days, it wasn't violence---it was one of those "learning-stories"!
ReplyDeleteBTW, I love the Bugs Bunny version of this "story" the best!
Mushy: Who, me?
ReplyDeleteBruno: You would.