1. Furmeister Furor
2. Fussmeister Error
3. Fugmeister Fluster
4. My Comeuppance In Italian Boots
5. Rednecks In Touch With Their Feelings
6. Busty Women In Touch With Rednecks
7. Will There Be Parallel Parking In Paradise?
8. Cauliflowers And Moonbeams
9. Pestifalent Perusers In Paradise
10. Canons of Cancerous Mindsets
11. Lost In Blooming Britches
12. Silly Titles Raised To An Art
13. Crankcases On Parade
14. Cracking Nuts With Electricity
15. Looming Indisposition
16. Sick Of This Shit
17. Porn Was More Fun When All the Dames Were Scags
18. When Did Scags Stop Meaning Ugly Women?
19. Scags: Ugly Women As Cited By Ugly Men
20. What The Hell Do Scags Have To Do With Anything?! Maybe I Meant Skanks?
And a Roadrunner, too
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Alice seemed almost as excited about our seeing new birds as we were seeing
them ourselves. On one of the first days we were there, she yelled
“Roadrunner...
6 months ago
Furmeister Furor? Sounds like a German cat soap opera...
ReplyDeleteCat soup? Oh, okay, cat soap! That makes more sense. Personally, I prefer the title about Parallel Parking In Paradise!
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