Maimed Again

Answering Somebody Else's Questions

1. FIRST NAME? Ron
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My middle name, Clifton, after my father.
3. FAVORITE "ROMANTIC" SONG? While My Guitar Gently Weeps, Beatles
4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? months ago!!!!
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? not any more
6. WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Blech, no such thing
7. KIDS? none I've been given blame or credit for.
8. WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? probably not.
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Shit, this is it. I have no privacy.
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? yes.
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes; why, you want 'em?
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? not if you threatened me with a gun.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Rice Krispies
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? no, I wear slip-ons.
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? not any more.
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? vanilla
17. SHOE SIZE? 10
18. RED OR PINK? pink. Will this determine if I'm a fairy or not?
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I'm mean.
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? my father
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? What for?
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES YOU ARE WEARING? blue jeans, with tan shoes.
23. LAST THING YOU ATE? a damn blueberry muffin (muffin was good, but blueberries are never very good)
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? the sound of the electric heater.
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? blue or crimson
26. FAVORITE SMELL? Sandalwood
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Jill in Florida.
28. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Big tits? Jeez, what am I supposed to say?
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I stole it from a stranger!
30. FAVORITE DRINK? grape juice
31. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Canasta. Just kidding.
32. HAIR COLOR? brown
33. EYE COLOR? gray-brown
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No
35. FAVORITE FOOD? I don't think about it.
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy endings
37. FAVORITE HYMN? Whispering Hope
38. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? blue
39. PLAY AN INSTRUMENT? No
40. HUGS OR KISSES? what flavor?
41. FAVORITE MOVIE? Lonesome Dove
42. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? 3 or 4 fat Nazis.
43. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? various creeps.
44. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Short stories, by Guy de Maupassant.
45. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? it's gray.
46. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV? nothing, I was on the computer.
47. FAVORITE SOUNDS? well, it's not the sound of water over a microphone!
48. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Why, is there a new law?
49. THE FURTHEST YOU BEEN FROM HOME? California, but it was still my country!
50. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I can write, and I can blow air out my ass. How's that?
51. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN? 2/11/48, Chigger, Texas
52. SIBLINGS? 1 sister
53. HEELS OR FLATS? Hey, is this quiz for girls?!
54. SWEET OR UNSWEET TEA? puke!
55. SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE? Balderdash

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