Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Etiquette or Patties

I don't pay much attention usually when I delete Spam posts, so I was taken aback just now when I saw, just as I deleted a pile of them, that one of them was from "Frenchy Cow". Doesn't that get your blood flowing? I wonder what she's selling, French couture and etiquette, or just cow patties? I guess I'd be afraid to find out. She might be selling bits of Spam that she's kept nice 'n warm under her armpits. 'Nuff said.


4 comments:

  1. I love the spam that now insults guys with stuff like "how do you like having the smallest penis of all your friends?" LOL!

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  2. If she's Frenchy...that spam may have a little hair in it!

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  3. Maybe she's not really a she. Since it's the internet, we also don't know what hairy part of the body it came in contact with. Maybe we don't want to think about this shit at all!

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  4. Maybe "she's", quote, from Rocky Horror, "A beautiful, trans-vest-ite gurl!"

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