Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Bowls Of Fruit and Nuts

No Grabbing!

I'm going to start calling you futzers by name! I don't know what good in the world it will do me, but I'LL DO IT! That'll fix you, Fred! You too, Helen of Fucking Mergetroyd! And all you stupid gits from the Teeney Weeney Penis-waving British Petunia Bros. Band! Everybody knows what you are, and all those buxom girls helping you put on your disguises one trouser-leg at a time, too! And Charlotte Rae, with that big sexy hair, we miss you so!

(Did I leave anybody out?!)

1 comment:

Abandon hope, all ye who enter here! (At least put on your socks and pants.)