An English Professor: "I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top."
A Quiet Walk at Theler Wetlands
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It’s been quite a while since we managed to get out to Theler Wetlands, so
I wanted to see what was there before we left for another trip to
California and...
12 hours ago
This may explain why I never made it to college! Couldn't put-up with a smart-ass like that if I was payin' the tuition! (That, and the fact I was too stoopid, and was happy enough to graduate H.S. with my C-average grades! Well, dammit! At least I didn't DROP-OUT!)
ReplyDeleteI had a professor just like that a long time ago. Not that I'm a graduate. He was entertaining, but not real likeable. He had plenty of tenure, though, and YOU DIDN'T! So you had to put up with his bullshit or get out. He would've made you drop out, I imagine.
ReplyDeleteThis is true, indeed! But only AFTER I dropped HIM out, first!
ReplyDeleteThis is why any intelligent prof would give YOU only an Internet course! From an undisclosed university location! (Probably that heap of shit where I used to work.)
ReplyDeleteMaybe Phoenix University On-Line? With ONE location, out of St. Louis, MISSOURI, of all places? No, thanks anyway! I'll just stick with my tattered-old high-school diploma!
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