Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Good Paper

An English Professor: "I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top."


5 comments:

  1. This may explain why I never made it to college! Couldn't put-up with a smart-ass like that if I was payin' the tuition! (That, and the fact I was too stoopid, and was happy enough to graduate H.S. with my C-average grades! Well, dammit! At least I didn't DROP-OUT!)

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  2. I had a professor just like that a long time ago. Not that I'm a graduate. He was entertaining, but not real likeable. He had plenty of tenure, though, and YOU DIDN'T! So you had to put up with his bullshit or get out. He would've made you drop out, I imagine.

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  3. This is true, indeed! But only AFTER I dropped HIM out, first!

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  4. This is why any intelligent prof would give YOU only an Internet course! From an undisclosed university location! (Probably that heap of shit where I used to work.)

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  5. Maybe Phoenix University On-Line? With ONE location, out of St. Louis, MISSOURI, of all places? No, thanks anyway! I'll just stick with my tattered-old high-school diploma!

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