Quack, Quack, When I'm The Only One Here

My overdue books wouldn't have been overdue until tomorrow, and now they won't be overdue at all, so that's some kind of achievement, I guess. It's the only one around here. p.s. The Library was nonplussed or at least surprised when I handed them the CD (without case) that they thought I'd returned weeks ago. Indeed, I had returned an empty case without realizing it. They never opened the case to discover the emptiness and I never opened my CD slot on my computer for all that time, playing CD's only on the system in my bedroom during that time. Oddly enough (is it?) I pay bills and do other things not involving the bed in my bedroom and those things require music! At the computer I have the Internet radio, but lately I've had all the Youtube I can eat. That's probably why I'm getting fat. Or something.