Charles De Gaulle: "How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?"
And a Roadrunner, too
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Alice seemed almost as excited about our seeing new birds as we were seeing
them ourselves. On one of the first days we were there, she yelled
“Roadrunner...
1 day ago
By limiting the number of bottles of wine per box of crackers to one!
ReplyDeleteMost people should be sober enough to listen to reason.
How would I know? I'm from Wisconsin.
ReplyDeleteBesides, I thought we were mad at the French?
I might be mad at the French if I could get through being mad at the Americans. Some people think the best thing about America is that they make French fries, and if that isn't demented, I don't know what is!
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