Monday, July 23, 2007


Charles De Gaulle: "How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?"


  1. By limiting the number of bottles of wine per box of crackers to one!

    Most people should be sober enough to listen to reason.

  2. How would I know? I'm from Wisconsin.
    Besides, I thought we were mad at the French?

  3. I might be mad at the French if I could get through being mad at the Americans. Some people think the best thing about America is that they make French fries, and if that isn't demented, I don't know what is!


Abandon hope, all ye who enter here! (At least put on your socks and pants.)