I am going to rename my site Blotspot. Why? Because I can. Unless I decide to name it Bugspurt and keep up with the pest-control nomenclature. Or how about Blogsplut? That sounds messy. Like something huge smeared on the windshield! Well, maybe not; maybe what I should do is rename all YOUR sites! I'll start to work on it soon. I've got one title: Shit Happens. But I can't decide who to give it to. Bruno or Mushy occur to me. But maybe the whole damn batch of you could wear it! It's like a black leather jacket; almost anybody would look good in it. Except Zandria. Not that she wouldn't look good in a leather jacket; it's just that she never says Shit! At least, not in her blog.
Gila Woodpeckers
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I was at Bill and Alice’s long enough to observe the habits of several
birds and be ready when they showed up. The Gila Woodpecker was one of the
most pre...
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Somehow, even before I read down to that fateful line, I just knew I was gonna be in the running for this tag! But, hey---remember the "bloggers' lesson"? Just show 'em the word SHIT, and they'll beat a path to your page! I think I'll re-name MINE "The Daily Turd"! And "print" it twice daily.....!
ReplyDeleteNow that's a fitting project for you. It will replace the blog trial runs and help and keep you out of trouble.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, a leather jacket with my blog site name across the back...haven't thought of that until now. Thanks!
How about leather jackets that say "Shit Happens"? Would we go out of business?
ReplyDeleteOr the Daily Merde?
ReplyDeleteHahaha! I know! And I hardly ever swear in real life, either. Just not me, I guess. :)
ReplyDeleteAh, sweet Zandria! A note from her is always better than a--I mean, better than hearing that word Shit! Unfortunately, on my site, we have more shit than Zandria! Can anyone explain that? I am too profane? i am too profuse? I am too profound? I am too peculiar? Yeah, maybe...
ReplyDeleteOne thing he ain't---CONSTIPATED!!!
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