To Whom It May Concern

If I have recently bitten your head off, pushed back too hard, or otherwise been rude to you—well, there it is. I’d like to think that I’d apologize for it if it meant anything, but that’s not to say that it will happen. I could even call you by name and apologize to you, but that wouldn’t mean there was a sincere bone in my body, would it? A blog is an opportunity to live a life of mild or extreme pretence, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t an element of truth in it. You turn around one day and you're dead.

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"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." — Samuel Goldwyn

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