Guys on a Train

On the train I saw two guys ahead of me and one was reading the paper and the other was staring out the window. I overheard the guy staring out the window say to the other, "'May the Force be with you!'" was what I started to email back to the cute girl at that new company--I saw her profile photo, you know!--but then I thought, 'Oh hell, to a chick that might seem like a sexual remark!' You think it might?" "What difference would it make?" the other guy said with a violent shake of his paper. "You weren't going to get any sex out of the deal, you know!"