Saturday, May 31, 2008

I've Been Told

Streets of Heaven Are Lined With Gold

We ain't got nuthin' to say, or dream, or reflect lately. We just eat and shit. My only pet is a pink Tyco pig. I'm told it's name is Soybean. It might have looked like a Ralph or a Gertie to me, but I have to believe what I've been told. My niece wouldn't lie about stuff like that!

BRING ON THE CHOCOLATE PIGS! Trot out the dinosaur flags! Or, to quote David Niven's book, "Bring on the Empty Horses!"

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