Friday, May 09, 2008

Bad Dog!

Bad Who?

I don't know why, but I bite at every hand that gets near. It's only the friendly ones that are moving slow enough to get caught by my teeth, so I don't know why I do it at all. All I can do is desperately hope that I don't bite them all at once! How many enemies can an unpopular man stand to have at one time? (I think I've asked that question before.)

Some of you have bad dogs that you won't restrain, hush, or curb, so what can I do about me?

This esoteric conceit clumsily conceived by Ron Southern at 10:32 AM
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4 comments:

  1. Cricket5/11/2008 9:46 AM

    So you're saying that old dogs can learn new tricks?!

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  2. Ron Southern5/11/2008 11:36 AM

    Surely SOMEBODY'S old dog can, but I can't make out a list of such.

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  3. Debbie Does Nothing5/22/2008 7:43 AM

    Next time you bite, you have to swat yourself on the nose with a newspaper. That goes for humping nice ladies' legs too - give yourself a swat.

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  4. Ron Southern5/24/2008 3:43 PM

    When I hump a lady's leg, I usually prefer to have her swat me on the bottom, with or without a newspaper. I could go on, but....

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Abandon hope, all ye who enter here! (At least put on your socks and pants.)

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