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| I don't know why, but I bite at every hand that gets near. It's only the friendly ones that are moving slow enough to get caught by my teeth, so I don't know why I do it at all. All I can do is desperately hope that I don't bite them all at once! How many enemies can an unpopular man stand to have at one time? (I think I've asked that question before.) |
Can the U.S. Recover From Donald Trump?
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I used to be one of those people who didn’t take Donald Trump seriously. I
laughed. A lot. I figured the best way to deal with a guy like that was to
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1 week ago
So you're saying that old dogs can learn new tricks?!
ReplyDeleteSurely SOMEBODY'S old dog can, but I can't make out a list of such.
ReplyDeleteNext time you bite, you have to swat yourself on the nose with a newspaper. That goes for humping nice ladies' legs too - give yourself a swat.
ReplyDeleteWhen I hump a lady's leg, I usually prefer to have her swat me on the bottom, with or without a newspaper. I could go on, but....
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