Politics Is Poopadoodle

Has Been, Will Be

I read or hear so much incomprehensible bullshit from the Presidential candidates and their electioneering organizations, yet I'm not sure that I've heard anything BUT shit. All of them are guilty politicians of the first water, opportunists in every moment of their lives. I wouldn't trust any of them to be able to dig a six-foot hole, though I can guess what they'd do if they finished digging--they'd expect you and me to jump into it and let them kick dirt in over us. Maybe Ralph Nader wouldn't, but he hasn't got a chance to win. They all talk a good talk, but none of them are really prepared to smack down all or even very many of the evils of American government or relieve even some of the evils of big business. Politics is just trying to get your own way over the other guy without having to kill him. That IS worth something, but it's not worth all that we proclaim. None of these shitholes (politicians, remember?!) know how to be polite, how to stay on point, how to not shoot to kill, how to refrain from "mocking" their opponent. They don't even believe one another to be human. I'd be glad if they all died, except that we'd then lose half the planet in one instant. Then, later, no matter how we intended otherwise, others would slowly de-evolve into the same rapacious Me-Me-Me sorry fuckers! If you think that I don't think very clearly, it's probably because there are too many politicians currently making too much noise and fouling the air that you breathe. So choke on it!