Saturday, February 23, 2008

Big Dollar Hat

Who's that shifty-eyed creep that I espy? Some dude with a new hat. I sometimes look better, but not much better!

The second pic is so you could see the feather. No doubt acquired painlessly. I could've bought more than 30 of my infamous Wal*Mart hats instead. Yipes. We will not discuss here any of the procedures the hat company used to create the hat because I want to enjoy it. For once in my life, I'd like to have a nice hat! And I DO like the expensive son of a bitch! It's softer than a--. Well, we won't go there!

Ain’t Arousal Wonderful At Sixty?

I got my new black jacket
And my new white shirt
And to top it off a new gray Fedora
With a brand new pair of jeans berneath it all.
I’m dressed to kill
If some woman will
Just hold still for an hour or so!
This kind of murder takes time,
You little vixen!


  1. All you need now is a sheriff's badge on your lapel and you're good to go!

    I like it!

  2. Hey sexy poppa! Cool hat! :-)

  3. I love the hat - I'll make a gent out of you yet! How are you, my friend? Looking GOOD!

    I'm back in blogland again, albeit on a new site (long story).

  4. Someday my prince will come--or else I'll find you first, precious!

  5. I agree with bonnie. Lookin sharp there, Ron.

  6. Am I your Poppa role model, too?! Oh, the humanity!!!


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