Mislaid, Misfired, and Missaid Sayings

1. I'm at my wife's end!
2. He'd been laid by the roadside, he said!
3. His myopic brain oversees everything he does and that's not much!
4. Cornchips at large
5. Unfit leader of the followers
6. My dread at drift
7. Cowpokes In Puddles
8. Cheney In Chains (S&M erotica)
9. Just gyrating with gerbils
10. Pessodomistic politics (negative republican gay guys)

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