My Bullshit List

In imitation of the lovely Theresa:

Ron needs to get punished by Theresa. Something tactile.
Ron needs to remember to trim his beard more often.
Ron needs to remember to forget.
Ron needs better-fitting pants.
Ron needs something that tastes right for a change.
Ron needs to overcome his horror of lists.
Ron needs to overcome anemia.
Ron needs a nice gooey friendly fuck.
Ron needs a place to hang his hat.
Ron needs fewer pills, or at least smaller ones!

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