Babel Fish!!!

What fun this is, and yet no one ever clicks on my Babel Fish flags over in the sidebar! Are there no foreigners or even multi-lingual people around here? I can't really test the quality of the translations, since I am not multi-lingual! Where are the Spanish, French, Chinese, and German speakers? Maybe the translations all translate "Babel Fish" as "Hungry Toilet Fish" for all I know! When I used to pay close attention to my stats, I'd see a few hits from other countries. Are there no more? Try my damn translator!!! Maybe it'll be more fun than a wet tongue on your crotch! Or not.

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