Wednesday, January 13, 2010

No One Can Hear You

In space, said the movie trailer,
No one can hear you scream.
Neither can they hear me whistle
While I write this wretched blog
Or exult while I relax and fart a happy tune
And you eat your Happy Meal and get fatter and fatter!

This esoteric conceit clumsily conceived by Ron Southern at 4:17 PM
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2 comments:

  1. Twilight1/14/2010 9:34 AM

    Well - one that raised a smile! At last!
    :-)

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  2. Ron Southern1/14/2010 11:04 AM

    If you were more pitiful, it might even have gotten a laugh, but all evidence leads to the conclusion that your daddy was rich and your momma was good-looking! Therefore, you must not be very pitiful!

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