Wednesday, January 13, 2010

No One Can Hear You

In space, said the movie trailer,
No one can hear you scream.
Neither can they hear me whistle
While I write this wretched blog
Or exult while I relax and fart a happy tune
And you eat your Happy Meal and get fatter and fatter!


  1. Well - one that raised a smile! At last!

  2. If you were more pitiful, it might even have gotten a laugh, but all evidence leads to the conclusion that your daddy was rich and your momma was good-looking! Therefore, you must not be very pitiful!


Abandon hope, all ye who enter here! (At least put on your socks and pants.)