Sunday, March 01, 2009

The Lesbian's Cute, What Can I Say?!

I don't care if Rachel Maddow is a self-proclaimed lesbian, I'd like to snuggle with her in the back seat of a car on a very cold night. We could keep our clothes on. Unless one of us had very bad breath or couldn't stop farting, I think it'd be very pleasant--I could tell her how much I like her and she could just smile and smile!

Nobody cares much what I do these days and Rachel could truthfully tell her girlfriend that she never laid eyes on my penis or my tongue, okay? OKAY?!

Sheesh, sometimes even one's fantasy life is fraught with difficulty, you know?

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