Saturday, November 15, 2008

News Off The Internet

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NASA astronauts to drink their own urine today...

NASA astronauts to drink each other's urine today...

NASA astronauts to drink Space Zombie urine today...

Some days the news is just so fucking weird. I think somebody somewhere is just making stuff up, don't you?

There is a more common vulgar phrase, "Eat shit" which I've heard all my life. I wonder if NASA will attempt to facilitate that one as well?

This esoteric conceit clumsily conceived by Ron Southern at 10:48 AM
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2 comments:

  1. fuzzbert_1999@yahoo.com11/17/2008 2:16 PM

    Considering urine is sterile, I suppose with the taste and sediments filtered out it shouldn't taste too bad cold! I sure wouldn't want any body temperature though!

    Piss on the rocks for me!

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  2. Ron Southern11/17/2008 3:41 PM

    Shipwrecked men on rafts drink it sometimes without benefit of much filtering, so maybe NASA can handle it.

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