New Rat

Look in the right corner. It's a new rat. Cuter than the old rat. Fatter than the old rat. More worried than the old rat, but just about as stupid. He's got a new motto that says,

"Unsolicited hugs and kisses welcome, more or less."

Theresa knows what I mean. I'm taking a cue from Mr. Jones and will feel free to change the rat on the spur of the moment from now on, though this one may last a while.

Meanwhile, my new motto is, "I don't give a rat's ass." No, no, that's the old one! The new one is:

"Don't get too attached to anything but your own appendages."

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