Sunday, May 22, 2005

Christian This 'N' That

The Goddamn Moneychangers Are Back!

Has anyone else noticed lately how much Spam mail is arriving with the word "Christian" injected into the subject line as if it's a universal sacred secret password? You know, "Christian Cash Advances" and "Christian Dating". I suppose there's a "Christian Cookbook", too. Maybe there's a "Christian Cocksmanship" book while we're at it, you think?

I would ask, "Does capitalism have NO inhibitions, restraints, or values?" but I already know the answer to that and so do you. Christian Capitalists?! Oh, yeah, let's promote them!

You know the deal. We have to protect the rights of obviously lying shitheads like this along with the pornographers and Nazi hatemongers so that semi-respectable Bloggers can continue to have freedom of speech. I would not be surprised if Bill O'Reilly and other talking heads on TV are starting to regret this "freedom" crap more and more. I sometimes believe that I do, too—when the thick flow of it starts pushing me toward the Dark Side—but I try to remember that I'm just getting old and irritable, so I bite my tongue.

Mmmft!

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