Actresses I Am Or Have Been Crazy About

A List Of Theatrical Ladies I Find Attractive

Some of them are dead, others old and sagging. The rest are merely aging—like the rest of us, except with better hair stylists, makeup artists, and plastic surgeons. This list is long (170 women), so feel free to skip or skim it, depending on your patience level. It’s alphabetical, if you just want to glance around and see if any of your own favorites are here. There may be fifty too few or too many here; it's only my opinion that they are, or once were, Hot. See how many you've never bloody heard of.

1. Alison LaPlaca
2. Ally Sheedy
3. Amanda Donahoe
4. Amy Irving
5. Andrea Marcovicci
6. Angela Bassett
7. Anne Bancroft
8. Annette O'toole
9. Annie Potts
10. Barbara Babcock
11. Barbara Eden
12. Bebe Neuwirth
13. Beverly D'Angelo
14. Blair Brown
15. Blythe Danner
16. Brooke Adams
17. Brooke Shields
18. Candice Bergen
19. Carol Kane
20. Catherine Deneuve
21. Catherine Helmond
22. Catherine Hicks
23. Christina Ricci
24. Christine Lahti
25. Claire Bloom
26. Claire Danes
27. Claudette Colbert
28. Colleen Camp
29. Coral Browne
30. Cybill Shepherd
31. Deborah Foreman
32. Debra Winger
33. Diane Ladd
34. Dianne Wiest
35. Ellen Barkin
36. Ellen Burstyn
37. Elsa Lanchester
38. Faye Dunaway
39. Frances Sternhagen
40. Geena Davis
41. Gena Rowlands
42. Gloria Grahame
43. Goldie Hawn
44. Grace Kelly
45. Greer Garson
46. Halle Berry
47. Helen Hunt
48. Helen Mirren
49. Helen Shaver
50. Holly Hunter
51. Ida Lupino
52. Inger Stevens
53. Isabella Rosselini
54. Jacqueline Bisset
55. Jane Alexander
56. Jane Curtin
57. Jane Fonda
58. Jane Seymour
59. Janet Leigh
60. Jean Harlow
61. Jean Seberg
62. Jenna Elfman
63. Jennifer Jason Leigh
64. Jennifer Warren
65. Jessica Harper
66. Jessica Lange
67. Jill St. Johns
68. Joan Greenwood
69. Joan Hackett
70. Joanna Cassidy
71. Jodie Foster
72. Judith Ivey
73. Julie Andrews
74. Julie Christie
75. Julie Kavner
76. Julie London
77. Julie Newmar
78. Julie Walters
79. Juliette Lewis
80. June Allyson
81. June Lockhart
82. Karen Allen
83. Kate Capshaw
84. Kate Nelligan
85. Katherine Ross
86. Kathleen Turner
87. Kathryn Harrold
88. Katy Jurado
89. Kelly Preston
90. Kim Cattrall
91. Laura Dern
92. Laura San Giancomo
93. Lea Thompson
94. Lee Grant
95. Lee Remick
96. Leelee Sobieski
97. Leigh Taylor-Young
98. Lesley Ann Warren
99. Linda Cardellini
100. Lindsay Crouse
101. Lois Maxwell
102. Lonette McKee
103. Maggie Smith
104. Maria Conchita Alonso
105. Mariel Hemingway
106. Marisa Tomei
107. Mary Beth Hurt
108. Mary Gross
109. Mary Steenburgen
110. Mary-Louise Parker
111. Meg Ryan
112. Megan Follows
113. Melissa Hart
114. Michelle Pfeiffer
115. Minnie Driver
116. Molly Ringwald
117. Nancy Allen
118. Nastassja Kinski
119. Natalie Portman
120. Natalie Wood
121. Nicole Kidman
122. Patti D'arbanville
123. Patty Duke
124. Paula Kelly
125. Paula Prentiss
126. Penelope Ann Miller
127. Phoebe Cates
128. Piper Laurie
129. Polly Bergen
130. Rachel Ticotin
131. Rachel Ward
132. Rene Russo
133. Sally Field
134. Sally Kellerman
135. Sandy Dennis
136. Sean Young
137. Sela Ward
138. Shelley Fabares
139. Shelley Long
140. Sheree North
141. Shirley Jones
142. Shirley Maclaine
143. Sigourney Weaver
144. Sissy Spacek
145. Sondra Locke
146. Sonia Braga
147. Sophia Loren
148. Stella Stevens
149. Stockard Channing
150. Susan Anspach
151. Susan Dey
152. Susan Kohner
153. Susan Sarandon
154. Susan St. James
155. Susan Strasberg
156. Susannah York
157. Suzanne Pleshette
158. Sylvia Kristel
159. Teri Garr
160. Tess Harper
161. Theresa Russell
162. Tina Turner
163. Tippi Hedren
164. Tovah Feldshuh
165. Tuesday Weld
166. Valerie Perrine
167. Vanessa Redgrave
168. Victoria Principal
169. Virginia Madsen
170. Winona Ryder

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