| Call The Nude Police! |
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| How many extra counter hits will I get if I mention that I'll be appearing here nude soon? How many if I announce that your skinny high school French teacher will be appearing nude next week? How many if I just work the word "nude" into my post as many times as possible today? Can you say "lazy lout", boys and girls? |
Gila Woodpeckers
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I was at Bill and Alice’s long enough to observe the habits of several
birds and be ready when they showed up. The Gila Woodpecker was one of the
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2 days ago
I think "nude" may be a little tame for today's boys and girls, Ron, and for me in fact.
ReplyDeleteI'd visit to see you in drag though - how about that?
What would you do for it? And what would you do to me?
ReplyDeletenude or drag... we're talking entertainment
ReplyDeleteA LOT of damn stupid things pass for entertainment around here when I've simply got writer's block. I've had it so long this time that I barely remember why it's called that!
ReplyDeleteWell now - what would it take to lift that block?
ReplyDeleteIf the Berlin Wall fell - anything's possible :-)
None of the current laxatives work, that's all I know. But all this worry presumes there is something lacking here or that the world is missing out on something. I'm just another Bump on the highway of history, like so many other nameless bumps. Doing nothing, of course, is no solution. Neither is doing something negative to get famous--ask Arthur Bremmer or Mark David Chapman. As much as I loved John Lennon, I often can't even remember Chapman's name--I had to look it up on Google to remember. Take note, all you future assassins!
ReplyDeleteMy high school French teacher's nickname was Rita Rotten Crotch. I'd rather not see her naked.
ReplyDeleteThe more key words the better: nude, naked, bare ass, balls and all. That oughta help.
Debbie: actually, i did all that once, but decided I was getting the wrong class of clientele. Some of the Google searches were for things worse than sex or nude or naked butts, it was for children's butt's and other bla bla crazy shit. If they were really crazy, I would think that they'd cut off their own winky-dinks (dicks, dammit) instead of putting out all this troublesome crap. It took a long time to stop getting hits for "family sex". I hope I don't start it again by saying it in a comment. You never know...
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