Thursday, January 31, 2008

Pornographic Wizard

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

Somebody better write me or entertain me; otherwise, I'll write a pornographic story with you as the star. You'll be famous for doing things with donkeys--how's that strike you? I of course will be the dignified bearded fat man doing god-knows-what behind the curtain.

In fact, I'm doing it now, and you can't stop me!!!

1 comment:

Abandon hope, all ye who enter here! (At least put on your socks and pants.)