Monday, July 20, 2009

Profound Question

Why did the chicken scratch his ass?

This esoteric conceit clumsily conceived by Ron Southern at 8:39 PM
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  1. Ron Southern7/21/2009 4:52 PM

    No, not that. It was "misdirection", as the magicians call it, so you wouldn't notice his feet move when he crossed the road.

    Did you see it? Ha, I thought not!

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  2. Ron Southern7/21/2009 4:56 PM

    Alternate answers:
    1. Because I wouldn't let him scratch mine.
    2. Because I wouldn't scratch it for him.
    3. Because there were no chicks who'd do it for him.
    4. Because he'd lost his assault rifle.

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