On the train I saw two guys ahead of me and one was reading the paper and the other was staring out the window. I overheard the guy staring out the window say to the other, "'May the Force be with you!'" was what I started to email back to the cute girl at that new company--I saw her profile photo, you know!--but then I thought, 'Oh hell, to a chick that might seem like a sexual remark!' You think it might?" |
And a Roadrunner, too
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Alice seemed almost as excited about our seeing new birds as we were seeing
them ourselves. On one of the first days we were there, she yelled
“Roadrunner...
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