Peter Steiner: "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
And a Roadrunner, too
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Alice seemed almost as excited about our seeing new birds as we were seeing
them ourselves. On one of the first days we were there, she yelled
“Roadrunner...
2 hours ago
What? Me worry?
ReplyDeletePhew! Thank God for that!
ReplyDeleteSigned,
The Bitch in PA
Ah, but some of us have more finely-textured shit than others! Therefore, more people come by to look...
ReplyDeleteGuess that means I need more fiber in MY posts!
I'd know Rebecca even if she dressed up as Clifford the big red dog!
ReplyDeleteBruno, I don't know if a beer-drinking dog would produce "fine" shit or not. I don't even want to find out unless it's in some book. Maybe it was in the Kinsey Report?
I was referring to YOUR "fine-art"! I'm not a DOG---I'm a Missouri JACKASS---er, a Missouri MULE!
ReplyDeleteBesides, the secret to a good "sculpture" is in the anal-sphincter of the artist.....!
(Man, just say SHIT, and the world beats a path to your door!)