Monday, December 28, 2009

Mission Impossible

More Death, More Sex!

Wait a minute--how come we can't have suicide bombers, too? What's so hard about it? It's not like it requires any special bravery or intelligence. And you'd get to screw all the angels in Heaven, too, I hear! Boy, what a deal!

Calling all former Marines, Special Ops, and CIA operatives who are running out of patience! You take the risks and we deny all responsibility!


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Abandon hope, all ye who enter here! (At least put on your socks and pants.)