Rats Rule |
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We get as goofy and swaggering as anyone else when we screw, except that part about chewing the electrical wiring in your house and causing a fire. Besides, we do that anyway. We have to keep gnawing at things or our teeth may grow through the top of our skulls! You wouldn't like that--that's a bloody fucking mess! And if I'm messed up, the first thing I do is to go shit in somebody's stupid breakfast cereal! |
And a Roadrunner, too
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Alice seemed almost as excited about our seeing new birds as we were seeing
them ourselves. On one of the first days we were there, she yelled
“Roadrunner...
10 hours ago
But mom, are they supposed to be crunchy!?
ReplyDeleteWhat mamma never told us: Shit happens.
ReplyDeleteYou mean momma lied to me?
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe in your case, they were just roach droppings. The American and Smokey Brown coachroaches have pretty large pellets. I carefully close up all my cereal boxes and use a clothes pin, too, ever since I saw a bigass roach crawl out of one when it was the only cereal left in the house! I ate it, but goddamn, I'm not giving them another chance!
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