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Curve-billed Thrasher
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I was surprised at how well the birds in Bill and Alice’s yard seemed to
get along. Three or four were often pecking simultaneously at different
sections ...
2 days ago
Air.
ReplyDeleteAir makes me beautiful.
Pure and simple.
You must mean air on the outside, right? The other kind tends to do me harm.
ReplyDeleteYes, I was talking about skin and radiance.
ReplyDeleteAnd completely BSing.
You know what I say about Time: Except for raising children, there's nothing you can do with it but waste it. Fortuitously, I have no children, so I can waste plenty of it.
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