Twinkle, Twinkle, Movie Star!
Are there no Story of Discovery entries out there, Mr. Pooh?
When the weekend's over and the truth is found
(To be lies) and you've come back to town
Without having managed to have sex
With either your suddenly attractive Ex
Or anyone with the improbable name of Tex
Or whoever the hecks your favorite movie star may be,
Don't you see? Don't you get it? I'm here,
And it's time to think only of me!
Gimme a story, gimme a tickle,
I might not quite have Elephant Pickle sex with you
On a brazen TV reality show originating from Brazil,
But I'd be glad to dinkle that hapless hole in your mind
Or goose you till you twinkle!
rcs.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.—Clarence Darrow
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